Guinevere in Dazed & Confused November (?) 2009
Showing posts with label Collage. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Collage. Show all posts

Thursday, June 2

Summertime

I would love to eat this.
Everybody wants to barbeque with this weather, but I don't like meat, so that means Ill eat bread with garlicsauce like a madman, which results in me having a bad breath.
I do like the salads and the icecream :D
Here I'll post my turns on classic recipes.
I like caesar-salad without the dressing. (I do not like the McDonalds salad, that one is way too salt.)
And as you might notice, I've got a pickle-goat-cheese-fetish. 
Classic. Mandarins/Oranges+Apples+Carrotjuice=Summer drink. It just fills so damn fast. 
No, not really escargots, I don't want you to die. They just look like snails.

Saturday, May 28

Cloudy

Is what I hope this tastes like.
Macarons can also be replaces with thin, sweet cookies or crackers. Because macarons are damn expensive.

I need a wrapped skirt. I've got no idea why, I just need it or I'll die.
I do also need shorts with a small print, from a distance it has to look like one color, and when you come closer you can see it's a pattern.
I need a military-boxy-shirt. Dark blue, grey or black.
I need a belt that looks like it's made out of two belts. It would look lovely on a grey Tee with Highwaisted shorts.
I do also need a set of safari-like bangles.
I need wellington-like boots. Shiny. With chains.
And I need an asymetric vest. Preferably denim.
Wish me luck.

Thursday, May 19

Mmhm.

I know, don't make nasty comments about the title...
I decided to make an 'I'm starving' VS 'I'm really, really starving' options. One meal looks like a 'normal'meal, and one meal looks like a cute snack.
An entire, enourmous pancake, covered in Chocolatespread, Chocchip-cookies and fudge, VS a wrap with the same ingredients, looking less impressive.
'Healhy' Lunch. (Cheese isn't that healthy, but it's delicious...)
The classic Cheese and Cucumber Sandwich, with pickles, on toast.
I like it when the soft cheese matches with the weird texture of cucumber, the knacky (also weird) texture of pickle and the crunch of toast.
Here in a normal sandwich VS a cute-looking snack.
(You can also buy a round bread and make it a C&C 'pizza')

Saturday, May 7

200

Happy 200'th post!

Today I made Ibe a banner:
*Click to enlarge.

I created a new WOO.
 LtR, UtD: Source, Source, Source
And two outfits I created with them.

And a HILARIOUS (Well, in my eyes) Gif:
I would love to know the creator.

Thursday, May 5

Some Fails

Since I've got no intentions on creating somethings I'll just post some 'fails' here.
Twiggy compilation.

Background for my phone that turned out boring.

Succish outfit I love the post but you can't design on them.
*Click to enlarge

These didn't fail, but I'll post them.
Brownie with chocolate/white-chocolate-caramel-egg topping.
But, since I baked them for a party on Saturday, I can't wolfe it down right now.



Sunday, May 1

As Promised...

A Healthy snack.
Well, healthier than the last ones...
I like to eat this (Well, without the Fudge and the Rivella, we don't have that at home)
And just like a real food company, I'll illustrate the food with lots of it, nicely put on a plate, but I count the nutrition per miniature portion.
Ps: Put the snack in the oven, the Fudge'll melt and the cinnamon too, and the raisins and the apple get soft. Mmmhm.

Saturday, April 30

Oddballs.

Two models with really alien features.
Ranya and Emily.


And today's WOO.

Choconana

New cupcake I made up in my mind.
I think it tastes gross, but in my head things like these seem delicious.
I think I might come up with a healthy snack soon...
And I don't even like banana shakes...

Monday, April 25

Easter Lunch

What I would love to be eating:
Oreo-drink. If that's possible... (ReadL If it excists)
Icecream in a soft cookie.
Chocolat/Mocca/Vanilla maracons.
The chess pieces are my two thingies filled with sugar.
Dried Banana, more macarons, tea, more dried banana.
My See By Chloé keyfob.

But it looks boring so I'll do it this way:

Which'll be harder to eat I guess, but it looks exciting.
My mom got freeze-dried (How do you spell that) fruits from her gym. I'm in love. (:

Sunday, April 24

Happy Easter, Sweethearts!

Source: Karl, Hare, Basket.
Because a friend of mine said Karl looked like a rabbit, and I think he uses easter-colours. (See rsrt"10, ss"11)
Actually I was in a random mood and I've got no idea what Karl's head is doing on a hare's body.

Saturday, April 16

TRIANGLE

▲ Yep, that's a triangle.
You know food-pyramids, right? I made a 'life' pyramid.
But then a little diffrent.
The bottom row is the "YUGH, KILLS ME" row.
The row above that one is the "YUGH IT NEARLY KILLS ME" row.
Above that row we've got the "HMM. IRENE LIKES"row.
And on top we've got the "HEAVEN"
LtR,UtD:
(McDonalds)Icecream, Money, Forks (Which moron invented knifes, spoons and etiquettes? Forks are all you need, folks...), (Givenchy)FASHION, Internet.
Autumn, (Frida Kahlo)Art, Chinese Food, Tea, Pancakes, (Eatable)Apples, Nailpolish.
Wet leafs (Who invented that, it feels so gross on your skin), (Sushi)Fish: My tummy can't handle fish, People-Who-Use-Basic-Smileys, Caterpillars (I mean: What use do they have, they are weird. If there would be a school for insects, the caterpillar got bullied. Of course I know it turns into a butterfly, but couldn't the butterfly skip the entire caterpillar-being?), Perfume (Most people wear too much of it), Andy Warhol (Of course I understand he was/is very important for art, but I think he's doing what I'm doing: Using pictures that do already excist and editing them, and he was calling it 'art'), Nailpolishremover (Put it on your skin: IT BURNS!!!), English liquorice.
School (No explenations needed), Maths (Oh, miracle!), Lipgloss (It feels like there's bad pudding stuck to your lips), ASPERGES (The taste, the smell, the structure, the colour!), (HipHop)Caps, Alarm clocks (Especially at 07:05), Bright colours, Twitter (I mean, can you say what you want in 140 symbols? No way.)
If you read all of that, I love you.

Today's WOO. 
It's actually getting hard enough to use a skirt as a top.
Sources in this post.

Tuesday, April 12

Stop Calling...

Laldieladielaa, For some reason I've got Lady Gaga's/Beyoncé's "Telephone" stuck in my head. Annoying.
But whatever, yesterday I made a new background for my mp.

And some amazing pictures about food ♥:



All via weheartit, or dunno source.

And today's outfit:


Monday, April 11

Muses

Hanne Gaby Odiele and Arizona Muse.

None of these images belongs to me, blablabla, blablabla.
I only putted them together.

And today's outfit. (: